Stupid Dream

I had a weird dream recently, and it got to me, big time. The dream was about me watching football on the TV. Suddenly, for whatever reason, one of the players got sliced in half, straight across his mid-riff. I put a hand up to my face, and I remember saying I couldn't watch, but through my fingers I saw the top half of the body clawing himself away toward the middle of the pitch, while the bottom half was being pulled off the pitch by the ref holding his legs. Even stranger was the TV commentator, talking about it being a game of 2 halves. Screwed up my sleep pattern for hours. Can anyone explain this?

Icelandic Volcano Insurance scam

The Insurers of flight companies, trying to get stranded passengers to their destinations have stated that there will be no insurance compensation pay outs as the Volcano was 'an ACT OF GOD'!!!
What????
Who's god??? Christian? Catholic? Buddhist? Hindu? Or whatever god you happen to have faith in, it makes no difference.
Ask your church for compensation. You people pay enough in to keep the faith, claim some back. It's your right.
And what if you are Athiest? Surely you have a major problem with this. I certainly do, and it doesn't involve me, meaning that I'm an atheist, but wasn't caught up in the flight drama.
This whole scenario drags up the same old thing. If there was no religion, there would be no god ( note lower case, because there is still no proof and the word god get's the contempt it deserves), therefore the blame would be laid at the feet of nature, which for some stupid reason is totally acceptable. Atheism is not being accepted World wide, yet there are more atheists in North America than there are over the rest of the planet ( Don't ask me for figures. Read "The God Delusion- Richard Dawkins". The most enlightening book you will ever read).
Creation of the Planet put the volcanoes here, not some myth with a big beard, and I find it incredibly tedious to hear the same old shit that it's god's will. If we were created in his own image, he must have hated the way he looked to reek the havoc and cause the amount of damage that he has to his own kind. It just doesn't add up.

Colchester Zoo Trip

I am so looking forward to this. Me and Sharron are off to Colchester Zoo at the end of May, during my week off. Apart from the things we have, called cats, this will be the closest I will get to the real thing. Lots of photo's will follow.

Night Shift News

Bringing you all the News that is New, or not. Sports....In a confidential report just recieved by the Loopy News Desk, the Olympic Committee have declined a request for a new sport. Sport scientists had the radical idea of putting football and cricket together and calling it Fooket. Unfortunately they hadn't seen the consequences it would have caused in Liverpool.

A letter to dear old Nan

Sorry about the flowers on your grave Nan. I think a cat got them, or those bloody kids from number 45. They never were a good bunch of kids. I remember chasing those little shits down the road with my baseball bat many years ago, just to keep them off the blackcurrant bushes at the end of the garden. The little shits. No good now of course, now your up there, spying on everyone. The blackcurrants and the gooseberries in your old garden are a free for all, to all the scroungers and Pikey's, who still manage to put a caravan site where it ain't wanted. Oh, and the old bag from 37 sends her best. Whatever that means? She's just jealous about the procession you had through town. The last time she saw that amount of flowers, she was rolling over them with Uncle Fred during the flower festival of 1947. How a lovely festival can go so wrong in so few minutes is quite staggering. The small community of Romford still hasn't recovered, but it now has a better view of what it's like to live in the outside World. Sorry I can't stay longer, but it's cat injection week, and if I don't get mine done, he'll be pissing up the wall for another few months. Lots of love..me

Magazine Title of the Month

The Decorator....apparently it does what it says on the tin!!!