The box flu pandemic sweeping the building has now blown itself out the main door, and things are slowly returning to Norman, who we believe started it all. Staff levels are higher than normal for this time of year, due to casual's. And the Management are happy with themselves for helping to restore love and goodwill to all men.
In other news, Badger baiting and fox hunting have been banned from the grounds of the car park. This is to fall in line with EU policy dated 1990. Fox baiting and Badger hunting is still allowed.
And more sport updates, badger hunting and fox baiting will only be permitted during lunch breaks and not during office hours. A spokesman for the Badger Hunting and Fox Baiting Trust said, " We're entitled to our breaks you know." The Whale Hunting Jap Death Group are looking for alternatives.
Other sporting news just in. This years auto level speedway track has been moved to the fuel area. The organiser said that it should make things easier for faster times... " Twice around the pump should be enough to get the adrenalin pumping, and we're closer to refuelling."
And lastly, the Kayak Parking Challenge has had to be postponed for the 49th consecutive year due to weather problems. Pity really, as this would have marked the 50th anniversary.
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