This will be the new title from now on, then i can condense what I'm doing. The book is a big project so time is limited. But if all goes well i should have the entire book on here before Christmas. That will leave you 1 shopping day to get it all sorted because you will all be so riveted by my scrawling's that you won't be able to be dragged away..
Firstly, the box flu has taken a new twist and has seen number one actually return to work. The scientists didn't see this coming and have been forced to issue new ID cards in case of cloning. The boxes however are denying all responsibility. A spokesman for the boxes said, " You're only picking on us because we don't have a union."
The latest output figures for the office have gone through the roof, but the roof repair team are confident of getting them back. " Little buggers keep leaving holes where holes shouldn't be," said the building manager. " We're going to need a tighter mesh," he continued. " In the good old days, we used to use corrugated iron. Never had any of these problems back then, no. The buggers used to get out the windows instead."
And a sports update...The Romford Senior York Stacking team have just claimed a Gold medal at the International Postal Old Boys Club Championships for stacking 4 yorks on top of each other. There was one tricky moment when it looked like one of the team were stuck, but that quickly passed. The Team captain had a quick word to say after the event. " It was a brilliant team effort. I can't stop. I've got to get my mates finger out of the fridge." He then hurried off to the canteen.
And a final note. For those of you expecting to do some star gazing this weekend, look up.
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