Things I said today

I was on my way to the bus stop wearing my 'skin' tone beanie hat, and passed a car with a couple of youths sitting in it. One of them stuck his head out and said " You look like a condom," to which I replied " That's appropriate, coz you look like a c***." Now, I'll leave you to decide whether that ends with a 't' or a 'k'. Either way it works a treat.