Morning listeners. A new day and a new dawn, and another siren in the distance. This is Collier Row after all. Or as I call it, Chav Central. When Jimmy Carr first talked about chav's on TV, I thought, he's been living here. How else would he know? I have to admit that things have gone a bit quiet over the last few months, but the little shits will be back, that's as sure as Auntie getting blown over in a strong wind.
In other news, the staff canteen is getting an upgrade. The kitchen is being moved downstairs, nearer to the bins, so that staff don't have to go so far to throw their food away. The other option was nearer to the toilets. Subliminal message time. click the ads. And on to sports, as we all love a laugh. Next years World Cup Finals are to be held in South Africa....Well It makes me laugh.
Canoeing has been banned in the car park, as the puddles are not deep enough. Weather experts predict it's only a matter of time. " We are waiting for the deluge," said a spokesman. " Probably from Bow, possibly from Hatfield, or even Watford." When asked what he was talking about, he said " Work? What were you talking about?"
In the true Christmas spirit, the big man himself has been seen on the shop floor helping out with the late shift. Thank you Santa. Glad to see you'll get your bonus, no matter what.
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