Friday, 18 December 2009

Sports News Update

Cricket...In the First test in South Africa, the game was stopped due to bad play. The organisers are looking at the rule book to see if there is anything they can do to get a result. Meanwhile, the English Captain took the opportunity to thank his team for a job badly done.
In World Cup news, the games in South Africa will go ahead as planned, even though the Stadiums have been completed on time. In a news conference, the head of the 2010 World Cup planning committee said " It gives me great pleasure," to which he received a nominal round of applause before being ushered away to other business.
In dominoes, the Horse and Cart team have been disqualified from the UK Finals for farting for the second year running. The Brixton based team were outraged by the judges decision, but referee Jeff Winters said " OK, I might be new to this but the rules state, a farts a fart. I had to disqualify the Horse and Cart team for those reasons."

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